It’s July. Thus we’re nowhere close to January but I don’t recall having made a New Year’s resolution back then. Maybe I did, but presumably it was tarnished by alcoholism and other turbulent misadventure. So here it is, 6 months tardy but whatev.

I’m gonna be the next Lord of Dogtown.
F’real. My bro Sarah is moving in soon and she has two skateboards and we’re both goofy-footed girl rookies but what whaaaat? We’re going to find some pools and suck all their water out and tear that shit up like we just got married. Stay tuned for impressive pics of all the sick moves we learn. Or maybe just battle wound evidence and photos of me weeping like a little bitch. Whoopachang.

Oh, we’ll be needing to recruit more members for our gang also. Helps if you’re a babe. SO. If you’re of a similar ability level (aka shittest ever), enjoy looking like a Surry Hills hipster and like to smoke cigarettes (this will help to increase our collective coolness) then apply by email to: ml.knny@gmail.com explaining why you’d be an asset to the gang. Please include a photo for the judging panel.

I have ingeniously mapped out our future. Find below where the gang will be in 6 months:

Get cracking.

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